God, I hate people who are so fucking serious all the time. Lighten up. Take a joke. Crack a smile. Loosen up your buttons. Take a shot. Pop your pussy. Either that, or shut the fuck up.
Stop what you’re doing.
Watch this. RIght now. NOW.
When you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page.
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
This is my life.
Not just parents. Friends. Coworkers. Bosses. Teachers.
This is my life.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that thinks this!Okay, no. Just - no. Hickies are trashy. Like, really trashy. Just say no. This is not cute. Someone sucked on your neck for no reason other than to leave a bruise. That’s weird - not cute. Want to show that you have someone who likes being intimate with you? Get a promise ring, or maybe even a friendship bracelet. Or a shirt that says I like a guy. But don’t fucking give them a hickey.
The wall is a metaphor for society’s expectations.
I’m not a violent person, but I hate when girls do this. They act like they’re untouchable, just because they’re girls - and they get up in guys faces acting like we’re not allowed to do anything about it. Sorry, but no matter who invades my personal space, I’ll cut them. I don’t care what gender you are. I’m equal opportunity.
10,000 notes! I can’t even!
Just setting up….
Give me about a day to get settled in before I start posting anything of significance. Using just an iPad makes it hard to do things like uploading a profile picture….I will make it work eventually though. Stay Tuned.
